tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post4066262894192774797..comments2023-07-26T05:33:41.615-07:00Comments on Monalea's Motto To Live By:: Top Ten TuesdayMonaleahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00801875893112932259noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-84673629070937608992007-05-31T21:02:00.000-07:002007-05-31T21:02:00.000-07:00I'm laughing at you too!tGigglerI'm laughing at you too!<BR/>tGigglerThe Preacher's Household:https://www.blogger.com/profile/10711208681612754649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-619095992247959252007-05-31T13:17:00.000-07:002007-05-31T13:17:00.000-07:00Neva, when I make jokes and then laugh at my own j...Neva, when I make jokes and then laugh at my own jokes, my daughter's say, "Mom, you're 'cracking your on crackers'" and then they laugh at me. Sooooo.....Neva, you are 'cracking your own crackers' and I'm laughing at (with) you!<BR/><BR/>MonaleaMonaleahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00801875893112932259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-53802850459012601562007-05-31T13:00:00.000-07:002007-05-31T13:00:00.000-07:00James,What is the difference between an "in-line" ...James,<BR/>What is the difference between an "in-line" wife and an "on-line" wife? Did you guys meet while skating?<BR/><BR/><BR/>Teehee--sometimes I humor me.<BR/>NNevahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09965781186578775966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-48867659718722388772007-05-31T12:06:00.000-07:002007-05-31T12:06:00.000-07:00RC, I'll try to contain myself. No promises!Neva,...RC, I'll try to contain myself. No promises!<BR/><BR/>Neva, Now I know why Mr. Neva's expressions look different now that ya'll are married. I almost didn't recognize him the first time I saw him after marrage. ha haMonaleahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00801875893112932259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-66887551085264323092007-05-31T11:27:00.000-07:002007-05-31T11:27:00.000-07:00Just so everyone knows----Mr. Neva smiles all the ...Just so everyone knows----Mr. Neva smiles all the time and is never ever ever bored!<BR/><BR/>Is he frightened? perhaps<BR/>Is he delirious? maybe<BR/>Is he drugged out of his mind? could be.<BR/>However the above mentioned "ideas" made his dear wife smile for days and shouldn't that be the goal of a good husband? To make his wife happy!<BR/>I think so!<BR/><BR/>Peace <BR/>Neva<BR/>BTW--The "stray" hair thing is very much fun--kinda like a day at the amusement park, the ride is almost as much fun as the fear and terror on the face of the riders!<BR/>teehee<BR/>nNevahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09965781186578775966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-28582256633369177212007-05-31T08:51:00.000-07:002007-05-31T08:51:00.000-07:00Hopefully you won't try one of these tricks on me....Hopefully you won't try one of these tricks on me...LOL...but I will be watching my back...RCAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-9313945007173362612007-05-30T21:34:00.000-07:002007-05-30T21:34:00.000-07:00Monalea,Neva isn't contemplating these ideas. She ...Monalea,<BR/><BR/>Neva isn't contemplating these ideas. She has already taken action long ago. She loves the nerf darts especially. She too does these on purpose but they have an element of humor. On the other hand my greatest torture is when she, my in line wife, gets hold of an ingrown hair or something. She loves to find stray hairs that aren't really stray. THEY ARE ATTACHED. Some of her kindnesses would be kindnesses if I was not caught off guard. Cold Aloe Vera gel is nice if you are expecting it.The Preacher's Household:https://www.blogger.com/profile/10711208681612754649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-46929551441691691682007-05-30T17:33:00.000-07:002007-05-30T17:33:00.000-07:00Kathy, Neva has some great ideas...RC, You will ju...Kathy, Neva has some great ideas...<BR/><BR/>RC, You will just have to wait to see what tricks I have up my sleeve????Monaleahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00801875893112932259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-32709685013918683782007-05-30T12:42:00.000-07:002007-05-30T12:42:00.000-07:00Everytime you tell one of these stories that you h...Everytime you tell one of these stories that you have done to Daryl they just make me roll...Especially bout the underwear...How many more tricks to you have up your sleeve? RCAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-24667606088924219012007-05-30T08:28:00.000-07:002007-05-30T08:28:00.000-07:00First of all, great list from such a wise guru of ...First of all, great list from such a wise guru of marrital wisdom. James is very fortunate to have a wife that walks a strait line and only says "Yes, sir" so I can not provide any more amunition. Mr. Neva's wife on the other hand carries out her plans before she even gets the ideas in her head.<BR/><BR/>By the way, green food coloring in cakes makes for interesting poop. Scares 'em everytime.<BR/>I love you all,<BR/>KathyThe Preacher's Household:https://www.blogger.com/profile/10711208681612754649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-60585077439596220742007-05-30T06:26:00.000-07:002007-05-30T06:26:00.000-07:00Awwwww, Misa you are so very, very precious!Monale...Awwwww, Misa you are so very, very precious!<BR/><BR/>MonaleaMonaleahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00801875893112932259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-75396138662336358762007-05-30T01:22:00.000-07:002007-05-30T01:22:00.000-07:00I lvoe you monalea!!~misa~I lvoe you monalea!!<BR/>~misa~Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-44097351554037411122007-05-29T19:53:00.000-07:002007-05-29T19:53:00.000-07:00Matt, they are real!Neva, I love the list. I'm go...Matt, they are real!<BR/><BR/>Neva, I love the list. I'm going to make a mental note and try these out. I'll let you know how it goes.<BR/><BR/>MonaleaMonaleahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00801875893112932259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-6269210988833775412007-05-29T19:05:00.000-07:002007-05-29T19:05:00.000-07:00How about: Pack his lunch with a hotdog or polish ...How about:<BR/> Pack his lunch with a hotdog or polish sausage dressed up in Barbie clothes.<BR/> Starch his underwear with the liquid starch.<BR/> Put a love note on his sandwich between the mustard and the meat.<BR/> Stand outside the shower door and when he steps out, shoot him with as many nerf bullets as you can fire.<BR/> Tell him you have an eyelash in your eye that you cant get out and when he gets real close, scream OWWWWWW!<BR/> Wait until he goes to sleep while you are driving and then edge over and hit the rumble bars.<BR/><BR/>These are few of the ones I would think about doing if I were not such a kind and considerate and submissive wife. :)<BR/>Peace<BR/>NevaNevahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09965781186578775966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-6764160810059678652007-05-29T16:20:00.000-07:002007-05-29T16:20:00.000-07:00Monalea, great top ten. can't believe some of thos...Monalea, great top ten. can't believe some of thoseMatthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07702075295936969457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-72268161416971254542007-05-29T14:41:00.000-07:002007-05-29T14:41:00.000-07:00Mike, Glad you will be back for more!Lisa, I'm so...Mike,<BR/> Glad you will be back for more!<BR/><BR/>Lisa,<BR/> I'm so glad you have decided to get your man's attention. Let me know how it goes.<BR/><BR/>MonaleaMonaleahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00801875893112932259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-37035401342618190862007-05-29T12:17:00.000-07:002007-05-29T12:17:00.000-07:00Awesome! That is too funny. I can picture a man's ...Awesome! That is too funny. I can picture a man's look when those kinds of things happen -- I am looking forward to dying the bathwater. (o; Sounds silly!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-27012229296941613122007-05-29T10:43:00.000-07:002007-05-29T10:43:00.000-07:00Great blog!! I will be back for more-0-0-Great blog!! I will be back for more<BR/><BR/>-0-0-Mike Minzeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17475218626898693458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-16450288012714042702007-05-29T10:22:00.000-07:002007-05-29T10:22:00.000-07:00Daryl, I will remind you of what you wrote on this...Daryl, I will remind you of what you wrote on this post the next time you are ready to choke me. <BR/><BR/>Neva, I'm slowing down and need some new ideas. Pass them on.<BR/><BR/>RC, I love making memories....especially if <BR/>1. no one gets hurt<BR/>2. you are the one doing all the <BR/> picking.<BR/>Love you!<BR/><BR/>Trey, he really does need extra prayers!<BR/><BR/>MonaleaMonaleahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00801875893112932259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-533972550178231382007-05-29T10:09:00.000-07:002007-05-29T10:09:00.000-07:00Dear Father ... bless Daryl. He really needs it.A...Dear Father ... bless Daryl. He really needs it.<BR/><BR/>AmenTREY MORGANhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09956688456753622296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-20515628745919882072007-05-29T09:14:00.000-07:002007-05-29T09:14:00.000-07:00Wish I would have thought of these before my divor...Wish I would have thought of these before my divorce. Maybe things would have been a whole lot better. Who knows...But they are funny anyway. You make me laugh..RCAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-89031823683598967562007-05-29T09:06:00.000-07:002007-05-29T09:06:00.000-07:00BTW, dear sister, since you gave me ideas, would y...BTW, dear sister, since you gave me ideas, would you like some of mine?<BR/><BR/>Just kidding, Daryl, really (wink, wink)<BR/><BR/>love<BR/>nevaNevahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09965781186578775966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-27827829235845930882007-05-29T09:05:00.000-07:002007-05-29T09:05:00.000-07:00awwwwwwwnawwwwwww<BR/><BR/>nNevahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09965781186578775966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-70922995255084076042007-05-29T08:48:00.000-07:002007-05-29T08:48:00.000-07:00For all who read this post, you've gotta know all ...For all who read this post, you've gotta know all these things really happened. They are my proof of my undying love for her. Through them, through her, God has given to me the qualities of patience and endurance. I would not change a thing. Love you sweetie. DarylAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6285967511506467822.post-35439202508883390322007-05-29T08:30:00.000-07:002007-05-29T08:30:00.000-07:00Always glad to help out other Christian women and ...Always glad to help out other Christian women and their husbands.....<BR/><BR/>MonaleaMonaleahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00801875893112932259noreply@blogger.com